Looking for something new in your unlife?  Look no further.

The Ghoul Patrol is seeking new recruits, and you might just have what it takes.

Are you willing to work nights?  Do you crave the flesh of your neighbors?

If you answered "Yes" to these questions, then the Ghoul Patrol is for you.  Seek out one of our recruitment stations at a cemetery or barrow near you.

^{*The Ghoul Patrol holds no liability for your personal health}

^{*The Ghoul Patrol is an equal opportunity employer}

^{*If you suffer side-effects or intense hunger, seek out your local physician and eat him.}